Premium ad space. One face.
One unit. Two formats. Zero ad-blockers. I wear your mark, go outside, and film content with it on. The forehead goes to the highest bid every single day. One bid is in at €10, and it is beatable by a euro.
F-01 · Available
One bid in. The next one clears at €11. Whoever is highest at noon wins the day.
Two formats
Both formats fit the forehead. Pick whichever suits your mark.
The Logo
Your icon, rendered on skin. Square-ish creative performs best. Think of it as a display unit with a pulse.
Aspect ratio 1:1 preferred
Minimum legible distance ~4 ft
Blinking included at no charge
The Wordmark
Your name, set in type, across a premium contour. The forehead comfortably holds twelve characters. At thirteen we begin hyphenating.
Max 12 characters per unit
Kerning applied by hand, badly
Serif surcharge may apply
The inventory
One unit, auctioned fresh every day. No reserve, because there is no comparable sale to reserve against.
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F-01
The Forehead
Flagship unit. Unobstructed, elevated, permanently above the fold. The only placement legible from across a room.
~14 sq in · full sun · 100% share of voice
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The rest of the face is not released. Cheeks, nose, under-eyes and chin stay off the market until F-01 has a tenant.
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The Mouth is not available at any price. It is already working.
Why this network
No impression estimates here. I would only be making them up.
- 0% ad-block rateuBlock Origin does not install on skin. There is no extension for this.
- 100% viewabilityIf you are in the room, the ad is in the room. Where necessary, I will walk into frame.
- No bot trafficEvery impression is a real human being who chose to look at another human being's face.
- Ground-floor pricingSomebody has bought the whole forehead for ten euros. Rates go up the moment this works, so the cheapest this will ever be is right now. Economists call that arbitrage. My mother calls it concerning.
How it works
Three steps, in this order.
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Send the artwork
DM or email me a logo or a wordmark. A PNG with a transparent background, ideally. A JPEG with a white box around it, realistically.
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Name your bid
DM me what the forehead is worth to you today. I post the number publicly. Highest bid at 12pm EST wins.
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It goes on my face
If you are the highest bid at noon, I put your mark on, go outside, and film content with your ad on my face that day. You get the footage as well as the face. Then it comes off, and tomorrow it is somebody else's.
Questions I have already been asked
Mostly by my own family.
Is this real?
Yes. It's a real auction with a real closing date. Bid, win, send a logo, and it goes on my face in my content. I understand the reasonable doubt.
Is it a tattoo?
No. Placements are applied and temporary. They come off with soap and a small amount of regret.
What happens if it rains?
The forehead is weatherproof. The ink is a matter between me and God.
Can I buy the whole face?
Not yet. Only the forehead is released, so the most you can buy today is one unit. If it sells, the rest of the face follows.
What won't you put on your face?
Anything I would have to defend. Politics, financial products I don't understand, and direct competitors of people I like. The face has standards. They are low, but they exist.
Do you offer refunds?
The face does not offer refunds. The face offers a sincere apology and a firm handshake.
Who are you, actually?
Landon Little. I run Zentarai Labs and build AI systems for businesses and governments. This is a side venture. More here, if the face has not answered your question.
Bid before noon.
One bid is in at €10. Beat it by a single euro before noon and the forehead is yours for the day. I go outside and film content with your ad on my face.
Bid by DM on X or Instagram. Every real bid gets posted publicly on this page, by hand, by me. Unserious bids get screenshotted and posted too. Both are a form of exposure.